- Caution: I drive like you do!
- No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
- My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it.
- I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason.
- I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES.
- Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
- Watch out for the idiot behind me!
- Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
- Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
- There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
- Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
- IT'S IMPOLITE TO STARE.
- DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!
- I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
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10 comments:
hmmmmm ............ good
to yeh "hmmmmmm" kisliye? :-?
'hmmmmm' ka matlab to tumhe pata hi hai :-p
hmmmm....interesting.
hmmmmmmmm ........ sahi kaha .............. interesting!
hmmmmmmmmmm ............
yeh sab log itna humm kyun kar rahe hain? :-o
Good one Crazy diamond....
thanx Lalit :-)
Here's one written on a biker's jacket:-
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off the bike". :)
Hmmmm...(just thought I should follow the general trend of comments on this post)
I knew this one, too (as a T-shirt slogans, tho') but didn't put it up 'cuz I thot it was an old one.
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