Thursday, November 17, 2005

T-Shirt Slogans

I've already sent this to some of you. For others, have a look :-)

"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"

"Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."

"Rehabilitation Is for Quitters"

"Where there's a will I want to be in it"

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"Automobile -A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people."

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

For the first 9 months i w
as trying to get out ... and ever since i am desperate to get in.

Computer science engineers with soldering irons are deadlier than electronics engineers with compilers!

I was an ATHIEST until I became an ANEASTHETIST.

BORN FREE!
My dad's a doctor:)

There are 10 kinds of people in this world..those who understand binary and those who don't.

"Take me DRUNK..I'm HOME!!"

French connection:
TO
BUSY

TO
FCUK

I am so poor that if I were not a boy I would have nothing to play with...

Life is sexually transmitted!

'4:20 am'
MEANS NOTHING.
Mind Your Own Business

Sick my duck

Who says nothing is impossible

I've done nothing in my life

Sorry if i look interested .....coz i am not!!!

Been nowhere, did nothing
Stole the T-Shirt

Dont look at this.
Get your own DAMNED T-Shirt



Monday, November 14, 2005

Warning: A Random One

(Edited)
After B.Sc. III year, we decided to stay back at Banasthali for our summer training. There were only six of us (me, Richa, Pooja, Ballu, Kimi and NehaG), with literally nothing to do – ‘cause the training consisted of developing a ‘software’ for ‘admission management’ in Banasthali (we basically had to design some forms using VB and provide a back-end in MS-Access :-p). So, there we were – the six of us, max-wellas.

Now, living in Rajasthan in May-June is not all that pleasant, so we spent our day (8 am to 9 pm) at the department (read, in the internet lab). From 0800 to 2100 only, ‘coz we were supposed to be back in hostels by 9. Now, what do 6 girls, who have nothing else to do but surf the internet for 13 hours, do? They find arbit people for chatting. :-p

Our (bad)luck – we found some 7-8 guys from IITK, also staying at their hostel, as wellas as us – some fakka-fied, some staying back ‘just like that’. Let’s call them B, J, S, M, V, N and U.

So, we chatted. About IITs and Banasthali, girls and guys, love affairs and frustration, families and expectations, about X, Y and Z. Now, we were new to chatting, and new to IITians too. Believe me, they’re altogether a different species. And I can say this even after knowing them for all these years. They’d crack the most chosen PJs, use swear-words as if that’s what they’re taught (that was sth very shocking to me at that time, now I really am not bothered), get all psyched up for no apparent reason, go into depths of depression at time, use each other’s Ids, and sometimes disappear without any prior warning. They’re not at all like what (we common people) suppose an IITian to be - bookworms, very sincere, you know the ‘chashmish’ type. :-D

It was with them that I came to know of terms like baap, bhai, fakka, zukka, bulla, lassa, dassu, GPL (this one came out after much coaxing) and so on. And it was with them that my vocabulary of swear-words built up. :-p

That reminds me of an incident. Let’s say I (as in me) and B are good friends, and I and J are very good friends. So B tells me, that ‘lasiyana’ (verb form of ‘lassa’) means ‘to chat’(Edited: it means - ishq ladaana or sth like that). Now J comes and the conversation follows:

J: Kya kar rahi ho?
I: B se lasiya rahi hoon.
J (shocked): Kya?!!
I: Suna nahin, lassa maar rahi hoon B ke saath!
J: Yaar, usse kyun lassa maar rahi ho?
I: Koi aur mila nahin, maine socha yahi sahi.
J: Vaise ek baat to hai, lasiyaate sab hain, lekin aise kahta koi nahin.
I: Ismein sharmaane waali kaun si baat hai?
J: Badhiya hai, lage raho!
I: Nahin yaar, bore ho gayi. Mere liye S hi theek hai.
J: Woh bhi?!
I: Aur kya? Hum Banasthali waalon ke paas aur kaam bhi kya hai, tum IITians ke saath lasiyaane ke alawa?!
J: *faints*




Saturday, November 12, 2005

Car Bumper Stickers

  • Caution: I drive like you do!
  • No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
  • My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
  • I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it.
  • I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason.
  • I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES.
  • Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
  • Watch out for the idiot behind me!
  • Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
  • Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
  • There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
  • Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
  • IT'S IMPOLITE TO STARE.
  • DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!
  • I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
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Friday, November 11, 2005

Hai iKhtiyaar me.n tere to mojazaa kar de

(I added a few word-meanings, if there's still some confusion, contact me for translation)
By Rana Sahri

hai iKhtiyaar me.n tere to mojazaa* kar de
vo shaKhs meraa nahii.n hai use meraa kar de

ye ret_zaar* kahii.n Khatm hii nahii.n hotaa
zaraa sii duur to rastaa haraa bharaa kar de

mai.n usake jor ko dekhuu.N vo meraa sabr-o-sukuu.N
mujhe charaaG banaa de use havaa kar de

akelii shaam bahut jii udaas karatii hai
kisii ko bhej koii meraa ham-navaa kar de
_______________________
*
mojazaa = miracle
ret_zaar = desert (I guess, not sure)

Thursday, November 10, 2005

My perfect guy

Should know-
  • that I don't talk a lot while eating.
  • that I have a B-A-D handwriting.
  • that I still cry watching movies, and reading novels. Even the most stupid ones, like K3G.
  • that I love chocolates. And flowers.
  • that I love beaches and mountains, too.
  • that I'm always having moodswings.
  • that making fun of people is not my idea of fun.
  • that I like reading novels. And unlike some others who do, I don't finish them if I don't like them.
  • that at times I'm not talking, I want him to talk to me.
  • that I do absurd things.
MUST-
  • have a good sense of humor.
  • be someone my mom would like.
  • be (reasonably?) intelligent. And must know about a lot of things.
  • be stronger than me.
May-
  • be crazy.
  • be lazy.
  • be weird. Not all the time though.
  • flirt. I might get insanely jealous though.
  • have his space and time, I won't bug him. At least I'll try not to.
And a lot of other things, I may add them later on.

By the way, I had always wanted my 'perfect guy' to be a doctor, too. :-p
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