"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"
"Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."
"Rehabilitation Is for Quitters"
"Where there's a will I want to be in it"
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"Automobile -A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people."
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
For the first 9 months i was trying to get out ... and ever since i am desperate to get in.
Computer science engineers with soldering irons are deadlier than electronics engineers with compilers!
I was an ATHIEST until I became an ANEASTHETIST.
My dad's a doctor:)
There are 10 kinds of people in this world..those who understand binary and those who don't.
"Take me DRUNK..I'm HOME!!"
I am so poor that if I were not a boy I would have nothing to play with...
Life is sexually transmitted!
Mind Your Own Business
Sick my duck
Who says nothing is impossible
I've done nothing in my life
Sorry if i look interested .....coz i am not!!!
Been nowhere, did nothing
Stole the T-Shirt