Saturday, November 12, 2005

Car Bumper Stickers

  • Caution: I drive like you do!
  • No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
  • My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
  • I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it.
  • I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason.
  • I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES.
  • Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
  • Watch out for the idiot behind me!
  • Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
  • Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
  • There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
  • Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
  • IT'S IMPOLITE TO STARE.
  • DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!
  • I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
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10 comments:

....R.A.J.A.... said...

hmmmmm ............ good

Kanupriya said...

to yeh "hmmmmmm" kisliye? :-?

....R.A.J.A.... said...

'hmmmmm' ka matlab to tumhe pata hi hai :-p

Neo said...

hmmmm....interesting.

....R.A.J.A.... said...

hmmmmmmmm ........ sahi kaha .............. interesting!

hmmmmmmmmmm ............

Kanupriya said...

yeh sab log itna humm kyun kar rahe hain? :-o

Lalit Singh said...

Good one Crazy diamond....

Kanupriya said...

thanx Lalit :-)

Guruprasad Kini (Guru) said...

Here's one written on a biker's jacket:-
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off the bike". :)

Hmmmm...(just thought I should follow the general trend of comments on this post)

Kanupriya said...

I knew this one, too (as a T-shirt slogans, tho') but didn't put it up 'cuz I thot it was an old one.

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